Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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