Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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