You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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