VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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