my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married