Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"