I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.