PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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