i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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