Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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