I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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