3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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