No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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