dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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