I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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