You really coming over, don't trick.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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