Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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