D3 body, D1 cock
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I need to stop coming to work sober
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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