No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So vagazzling was a success
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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