Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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