HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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