due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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