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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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