DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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