I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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