He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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