He kissed a someone with a penis
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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