Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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