Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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