a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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