She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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