Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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