can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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