I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.