An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?