Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
