my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
