Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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