Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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