Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she looked like the before picture.
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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