I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
This toilet bowl is my home.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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