6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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