Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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