You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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