why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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