Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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