these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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