I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You know, be my cock's hype man.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
COCAINE IS GR8
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