we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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