Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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