It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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