chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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