Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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