obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Enjoy the penises
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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