why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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