no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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