Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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